vine sentence starter
this meme has been done many times before, and now i want to tackle it. these vines were found on this vine compilations. some slightly nsfw.
- “ calm down! we don’t want a panic at the disco! “
- “ next time you fucking put your hands on me, i’ma fucking rip your face off bitch! “
- “ what did he/she/they do to him/her/them? “
- “ because he/she/they fucking pushed me! “
- “ so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.”
- “ can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle? “
- “…wow.”
- “ oh my god, why can’t you just take the freaking compliment?! “
- “ i saw you hanging out with [name]/her/him/them yesterday! “
- “ [name], it’s not what you think! “
- “ i won’t hesitate, bitch! “
- “ yo man, do you want to see a picture of my cock? “
- “ hell no! “
- “ take care of my cock. “
- “ that’s a chicken, mother fucker! “
- “ i love you, bitch. i ain’t gon’ ever stop loving you, bitch. “
- “ …hello? “
- “ i’m a giraffe! “
- “ waddup, i’m [name], i’m [age] and i never fucking learned how to read. “
- “ what the fuuuuuuck! “
- “ when will you learn that your actions have consequences?! “
- “ go back to sleep and starve. “
- “ i can’t believe you’ve done this. “
- “ [name], stop! you’re gonna get in trouble! “
- “ stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant! “
- “ put that candy back, i’m not buying you all that mess! “
- “ try me, bitch. “
- “ who am i? lets go to the beach, beach! …nimki menjaj. “
- “ [name], watch the light, dude. “
- “ you ready to fucking die? “
- “ i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! “
- “ my dick fell off! “
- “ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of jesus. “
- “ that was legitness! “
- “ [name]! is that a weed?! “
- “ wait a minute… who ARE you? “
- “ oh damn! “
- “ yoooo! yooooo, holy shit, he dead! “
- “ how do you know what’s good for me? “
- “ that’s my OPINION! “
- “ fuck you. “
- “ i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. “
- “ the prophecy is true. “
- “ i smell like beef. “
- “ i’m an adult virgin. “
- “ has anybody ever told you, you look like beyonce? “
- “ well, when life gives you lemons! “
- “ uh, i’m not finished. “
- “ oh my god, can you let me do what i need to do? “
- “ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. “
- “ no off topic questions. “
- “ permission denied! “
- “ what the fuck, [name]! “




