this meme has been done many times before, and now i want to tackle it. these vines were found on this vine compilations. some slightly nsfw.

• “ calm down! we don’t want a panic at the disco! “
  
• “ next time you fucking put your hands on me, i’ma fucking rip your face off bitch! “
  
• “ what did he/she/they do to him/her/them? “
  
• “ because he/she/they fucking pushed me! “
  
• “ so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.”
  
• “ can i get a waffle? can i PLEASE get a waffle? “
  
• “…wow.”
  
• “ oh my god, why can’t you just take the freaking compliment?! “
  
• “ i saw you hanging out with [name]/her/him/them yesterday! “
  
• “ [name], it’s not what you think! “
  
• “ i won’t hesitate, bitch! “
  
• “ yo man, do you want to see a picture of my cock? “
  
• “ hell no! “
  
• “ take care of my cock. “
  
• “ that’s a chicken, mother fucker! “
  
• “ i love you, bitch. i ain’t gon’ ever stop loving you, bitch. “
  
• “ …hello? “
  
• “ i’m a giraffe! “
  
• “ waddup, i’m [name], i’m [age] and i never fucking learned how to read. “
  
• “ what the fuuuuuuck! “
  
• “ when will you learn that your actions have consequences?! “
  
• “ go back to sleep and starve. “
  
• “ i can’t believe you’ve done this. “
  
• “ [name], stop! you’re gonna get in trouble! “
  
• “ stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant! “
  
• “ put that candy back, i’m not buying you all that mess! “
  
• “ try me, bitch. “
  
• “ who am i? lets go to the beach, beach! …nimki menjaj. “
  
• “ [name], watch the light, dude. “
  
• “ you ready to fucking die? “
  
• “ i’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! “
  
• “ my dick fell off! “
  
• “ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of jesus. “
  
• “ that was legitness! “
  
• “ [name]! is that a weed?! “
  
• “ wait a minute… who ARE you? “
  
• “ oh damn! “
  
• “ yoooo! yooooo, holy shit, he dead! “
  
• “ how do you know what’s good for me? “
  
• “ that’s my OPINION! “
  
• “ fuck you. “
  
• “ i don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. “
• “ the prophecy is true. “
  
• “ i smell like beef. “
  
• “ i’m an adult virgin. “
• “ has anybody ever told you, you look like beyonce? “
  
• “ well, when life gives you lemons! “
  
• “ uh, i’m not finished. “
  
• “ oh my god, can you let me do what i need to do? “
  
• “ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. “
  
• “ no off topic questions. “
  
• “ permission denied! “
  
• “ what the fuck, [name]! “